Ninja Turtles: Punishment, part seven by Joshua O’Rourke

To Father- Hi, it’s Donatello. I don’t know what to say right now. To be honest, I’ve always found it hard to express what I feel. I mean, one time, I took an old coffee maker and converted it to a battery charger. Three years ago, for Michelangelo’s birthday, I made him a motorized skateboard that ran on steam. But writing down something that’s in my heart, especially lately, I just haven’t been able to find the words. I’ve sat in front of this laptop a couple thousand times in the past month and nothing comes out. And I think it’s because I’m afraid that what I have to say just won’t be enough. It won’t be enough to explain myself to you. Explain what I’m trying to say to you. I don’t even know where to begin. It’s so hard knowing that you’re not in the next room. You were the first person that I remember seeing. Your smile could fill up a room. You could look at us at our worst, when we were so beat down and you could tell us that everything would be all right, and somehow, through some form of ancient ninja magic that[…]


Ninja Turtles: Punishment, part six by Joshua O’Rourke

The pain in William Sharpe’s back and legs had finally become manageable. He hobbled his way from the bathroom to his kitchen, not wanting to admit to himself how much longer it took him now to bathe himself now than before his injuries. He used to take a shower in about ninety seconds. Blame it on his military training, but he felt that he was no excuse to waste an incredible amount of water. Now though, thanks to that freak turtle, Leonardo, he learned to revel in the massage he received thanks to hot water lulling his aching and pained muscles and bone into almost feeling like he wasn’t hurt at all. But he was hurt, and he would be for the rest of his life. Refusing to feel sorry for himself, he strode/hobbled into his kitchen as a teapot started to whistle on his stove. Resting his cane against the counter next to the stove, William poured himself a small cup of the boiling water. As he added a small teabag, he thought of what he said to his friend Ryu, about how he should leave the Dominators behind him. He had hoped that he had given his friend[…]


Ninja Turtles: Punishment part five, by Joshua O’Rourke

The punching bag swayed back and forth as Michelangelo punched and kicked his frustrations into it. He kept his weight even on the balls of his feet, trying to focus his breathing and keep his mind off of his current situation; their current situation. The Dominators attacks over the last two years, Splinters death, Leo’s disappearance and Donatello’s desire to just sit and wait was really starting to weigh on him. And through it all, what he didn’t want to think about the most, was his lack of …lack of, well, whatever motivation leaders have, Michelangelo knew he was lacking it now. Nothing was making any sense. Over the past three days, all anyone could talk about was Leo being gone, and frankly, he was tired of hearing about it. Leo, the guy that he had looked up to his whole life, had just deserted him and everyone else one night. If he had said good bye, that would’ve been one thing, but, no, Leo wouldn’t do that because he knew that they would’ve stopped him. God, he was tired of thinking of Leonardo and his brothers. What had changed? Leo was out on some kind of lone-wolf, vigilante mission[…]


The Best Superhero Movie Fights, by Joshua O’Rourke

Despite what Stephen Spielberg says about superhero movies “going out of style and heading the way of the western” In my opinion, superhero movies aren’t going anywhere. More than just a modern day action film, the superhero genre can tell stories of hardboiled anti-heroes that are down on their luck; or of a champion from another world who is trying to find his or her identity amongst a strange society like ours. But, let’s be honest here, we can talk all day about realism, social commentary and Nolan-isms, what really matters are the fights. Let’s not forget that comic book movies are based on comic books. Bright, loud, bombastic stories of men of action that were meant to grab the attention of little boys and girls that were just trying to make sense of the world around them. I don’t think that much has changed. As much as I love Batman, I would be disappointed if I didn’t see him punch the ever-living shit out of Joker at least once every three movies. So, for your reading pleasure, I submit to you my list of the all-time best superhero movie fights. Remember, this is an opinion; no one here is[…]


Ninja Turtles: Punishment, part four by Joshua O’Rourke

Pins and needles shot up through William Sharpe’s back as he tried his best to pour his morning coffee without spilling it all over the counter. It was the weirdest feeling of being in pain without being in pain. The shocks that went through his back with every step he took were a dull pain that, if his mind were focused on anything else at all, he wouldn’t mind them much; if he noticed them at all. Unfortunately for him, his mind could only focus on were the repeated knocks of pain that went through his spine, right hip and down his leg. Walking with a cane had helped, but right now, all it was doing was reminding him of how old he really was. Oh well, it’s probably time I retired anyway. That’s was probably true. For most of his life, William had lived a soldier’s life. Moving from place to place, meeting only a few people at a time, and killing them if he was paid to. But now, it seemed that that was at an end. To William, it seemed ridiculous that his mercenary career was put to an end by a six foot turtle that had[…]


Ninja Turtles: Punishment, part three by Joshua O’Rourke

To say that the doctor was shocked was a bit of an understatement. “You!” Doctor Craig said, already his hands were starting to shake. Alexander Craig was a tall and lean man of sixty five. His hair had gone gray around the temples, and his face bore deep lines above his eyes and mouth. His eyes were a rich brown that matched the hair on top of his head. Leonardo knew that the man was afraid, not just because someone had invaded his home, but because of who had invaded it. Leonardo had never met the doctor before, but he and his brothers knew him well enough. He was the mad that created the mutagen. He worked with Baxter Stockman and aided him in creating the Mousers. He was the one that chased April into the sewers when she caught him experimenting with Mutagen on cadavers. So much history lay between Leonardo and the Doctor, and right now, Leonardo didn’t care much for their shared history. The doctor broke away from his fear and quickly reached for a knife from a nearby knife block. It was a serrated blade meant for cutting bread. Obviously, fear was clouding judgment. In the[…]


Why you should be paying attention to Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice, by Joshua O’Rourke

Gaming is something that I take very seriously. It’s something that has been a part of my life ever since I was a child and first played Pacman on my parents 2600 (thanks Mom). As I’ve gotten older, my life has changed drastically. I’m a father and a husband. I work a full time job and I write fan fic on the four mutated Tartaruga Brothers on the side. As I have changed, the landscape of gaming has changed. We’re more connected than ever. Characters in games practically leap of the screen and the worlds they inhabit parallel ours more and more. Story in a video game, once (arguably) considered an afterthought, has become a selling point that a lot of us take into consideration when deciding what game to buy.     Buying games has also become something of a gamble today, much as it was when people in their early thirties where kids in the eighties and nineties.  Nowadays, we don’t have to rely on the box art to sell a game for us, but the demos on the PSN store or the youtube channels run by some of our favorite developers. Such is the case for Hellblade:[…]


Ninja Turtles: Punishment, part two by Joshua O’Rourke

A small candle illuminated the room. The warmth of the fire made the cool room feel as if a bonfire were lit only a few feet away from Leonardo. He sat in the lotus position breathing deeply, breathing slowly, and keeping his mind at ease. Leonardo focused on the soothing warmth of the candle, letting the heat from the singular flame wash over his frame in lapping waves of comfort. He felt the temptation to keep his eyes shut and fall asleep. If he did that though, Splinter would make him do push-ups and jumping jacks until he puked. Beside him, his brothers also sat meditating. Donatello was occupying his time by counting the bricks on the wall opposite the Turtles. For a mind as busy as Donatello’s, a mind that needed a problem to solve, meditating did not come easy. Michelangelo had the same problem, but instead of counting bricks or trying to figure out how to solve a Rubik’s cube in less than ten moves, Michelangelo would often sing sounds in his mind every so often without realizing he was making the sounds out loud as well; Leonardo could hear his brother singing under his breath. The Song[…]


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadow, review by Joshua O’Rourke

I’m going to tell you right now, I have a bias when it comes to the TMNT. I have been a lifelong fan of the series since I first saw the animated series back in ’88 (I know it premiered in ’87, let’s not waste time). So when I heard that a sequel to the hit 2014 reboot was coming this summer, I was eagerly watching the days tick off the calendar, inching ever closer to another film full of Turtles goodness. Well, I am happy to tell you that this film delivers on what a Turtles film needs to deliver on; action, fun and family.  I had no idea that this film was going to check off so many of the bullet points of things that I had been waiting for so long to see in a Turtles film. You want new characters, meet Casey Jones. You want awesome villains, here comes Bebop and Rocksteady. Old favorites returning, well here’s April O’Neil and Vernon Fenwick (seriously). You want to see hints at a larger, possibly dangerous, universe; well get ready, because this film has the balls to give us Krang and Dimension X…well, maybe it’s Dimension X, I don’t[…]


Ninja Turtles: Punishment, part one by Joshua O’Rourke

Part one.   “Thirteen…Fourteen…Fifteen.” Raphael set the weight back on the rack. He was up early, just past four in the morning. Sleep eluded him so he thought that he would work out a bit. It had been a while since he had hit the weights this heavy, but he was happy to see that he still had a max bench press of three twenty five. I’m not strong enough, he thought. They had arrived back in New York late the night before. Raphael and his brothers, save for Leonardo, had crammed into the back of a moving truck, along with Mona and Venus; April and Casey had driven them back from Northampton. Raphael rose to his feet and walked, slowly around the massive dojo that he had spent years training in and thought of the family that slept soundly in the surrounding rooms. Mona was asleep in their room. Venus and Michelangelo shared his futon, along with April and Casey’s five year old daughter Shadow. April had wanted to go back to her and Casey’s apartment, what was left of it, and see if anything could be recovered from it. Shadow, who was barely awake when they arrived home[…]


Ninja Turtles: Punishment, Prologue by Joshua O’Rourke

    Wake up!!!! Oroku Ryu jolted upright out of bed. Chills ran down his spine as his eyes struggled to focus on his surroundings. Slowly, outlines of furniture became visible as he tried to calm his nerves. Cold sweat beaded around the back of his neck as he tried to control his breathing. At home, in my room…at home, in my room…at home, in my room… Ryu repeated his mantra, telling himself he was safe. Every night for almost a month now, he had been having the same nightmare. Since the day he met the Turtles, since the day he fought and killed their father Splinter, he hadn’t slept a full night without waking in…fear; cold sweats, shivers and tremors and not recognizing where he was. Be honest with yourself Ryu, you regret killing someone. Ryu pulled himself together and got out of bed. He ran his hand along the edge of the mattress so he knew when to turn for the door. He didn’t really feel like breaking his toe because he walked into his dresser. He left his room, shutting the door trying to keep the nightmares in his room. Sleeping in his living room helped some,[…]


Show #74 Trailer Talk

Hello Again! In this episode Josh and I talk about the upcoming onslaught of movies and their trailers that recently came out.  Every one of our friends is going to be so broke in 2016 because there are so many movies.  Coming up on Sunday January 17 we will be recording again with 2 Guys and a Buzz!  Get ready for some CHAOS!!! ~Nicole


Ninja Turtles: A Day in the Life, the whole story by Joshua O’Rourke

The story before the story… Sometime around the year 1990, Hamato Yoshi was a high ranking member of the Foot clan in Japan. Yoshi was an unrivaled warrior, yet a compassionate man, known for possessing great wisdom beyond his years. On the eve of his thirtieth birthday, he was honored by his masters with an offering of a position of leadership within the Foot clan. Yoshi refused the offering, not because he did not want to become a leader, but because he was afraid of his life within the Foot taking precedence over his life with the woman he loved; Tang Shen. Yoshi and Shen had met each other when they were children, and were devoted to each other when they came of age. Wishing to start a family with Shen, Yoshi left the Foot Clan and went to live in America. Hamato Yoshi left an honorable man. Yet, one of his superiors did not accept Yoshi’s resignation; Oroku Saki. Saki, whose lineage could be traced back to the very beginnings of the Foot clan, believed it an offense to put personal gain before the glory of serving the Foot clan. Disregarding the wishes of his fellow masters, Saki went[…]


Ninja Turtles: A Day in the Life, Epilogue by Joshua O’Rourke

Then… The day after the attack on April O’Neil’s apartment building, the day after the Turtles met the Dominators… Oroku Ryu was sore. Yesterday was a hard day. Most of his soldiers were seriously injured fighting the Turtles. Sharpe in particular, hadn’t woken up since they had returned to Dr. Craig’s lab. His injuries were extensive, but Ryu knew that the good doctor would see to it that his soldiers were healed. Regardless of his soldiers condition, yesterday, was a good day. He had finally faced Hamato Yoshi in battle. Everything he had heard about the old rat was true. He was still a cunning warrior despite his age. For the last six years of Ryu’s’ life, all he had thought of was taking revenge upon Yoshi for having his father murdered. Every morning he woke up with a burning rage in his chest, and every night, as he waited for sleep, he thought of his father. He thought of how he was never able to meet him, about how his sister was the one chosen to fallow in his fathers’ footsteps. But tradition was what was important, not blood. Lineage was greater than family, the Foot, and possibly his[…]


Ninja Turtles: A Day in the Life, Part 10 by Joshua O’Rourke

December 10th, So this comes from the mind of Michelangelo. No, that sucks…This comes from the desk of Michelangelo. Okay, so I don’t write much, especially since this one time, when we were kids, Raphael caught Leonardo writing in his diary. Leo said it was a journal, but I think we all know the truth. But I’m writing this on an old typewriter that I found in the attic, so, this is totally different. Anyway, I think I’m stalling. I don’t really know what it is I want to write. Mona told me that writing down your feelings really helped Raph get through a lot of his anger issues. Not that I’m an angry kind of guy, but I thought maybe writing something down would help me figure out what has been going on these last couple of weeks. Wow…I can’t believe Mona made Raph write in a diary. December 12th, I’m sure I’ve written this before, but I don’t write much. April saw that I was writing and she told me that she misses it. I always thought that she would win a Pulitzer or a Peabody award someday. I’m sure she’d be the first to tell you that[…]

Or was it Nicole?

Show #73

Hello Everyone.  Ready for another epic “argument” from Josh and Nicole?  Well, Josh wasn’t ready for it!  I just happened to disagree with Josh about one key point in Avengers: Age of Ulton, but we have a nearly epic conversation about it.  Listen in and let us know what you think. ~Nicole


Ninja Turtles: A Day in the Life, Part 9 by Joshua O’Rourke

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles   “Get up Sharpe!” Leonardo said. He and his brothers were fighting for their lives. So many times before, he had been in front of a man that wanted to kill him, for nothing more than being a hero, a mutant, or just because he was in the way. But something about this felt different, something felt scary to Leonardo. “Is that all you got Leo?” Sharpe said. “Is that all the great leader of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has for me?” Sharpe was smiling, almost laughing while blood flowed slowly from his nose. Leonardo felt sick to his stomach just looking at Sharpe, his soldiers, and seeing all the pain and anguish that the Dominators had caused them; all of the useless death and chaos that they had caused. All of the friends that they had taken from Leonardo and his brothers, all of the fear that they had secretly been causing them, it all had to end; today. Sharpe rose to his feet as his smile grew wider. “How about, I show you what I can really do?” He pressed a button on his headset and called out another order. “This is Sharpe,[…]


Ninja Turtles: A Day in the Life, Part 8 by Joshua O’Rourke

Splinter sat on the couch with Shadow cuddled into him closely. The little girl had a large photo album that was almost bigger than her laid across her lap. Inside were photographs of many of the Turtles greatest moments: Birthday parties, Shadows first pictures as a newborn, Donatello building Metalhead and a host of others. While everyone was waiting for Leonardo to return, Splinter told the stories behind every picture Shadow pointed out. Before he knew it, several of the guests were huddled around them listening. Shadow paused on a particular picture. It was one that Splinter had not seen for many years. It was of his sons, just days before having defeated the Shredder in battle. “Grandpa Splinter,” Shadow asked, “why are all of the turtles wearing red masks in this one?” “Well Shadow, the Turtles were still in training when I took that picture. After a while, I gave them all masks of their own; the same ones they wear now. Each mask represents what makes each of them a person. Each one has a different meaning.” “Like what?” Mona asked, She was sitting on the other side of Shadow. “Sorry, football is kinda boring.” Splinter smiled and[…]


Ninja Turtles: A Day in the Life, Part 7 by Joshua O’Rourke

Ninja Turtles: A Day in the Life Part seven Okay, April thought. Potatoes…check. Sweet potatoes…check. Stuffing, green bean casserole and salad…check. All I have left is the turkey. Oh, and I can’t forget to throw away the take out menus and receipt, Mikey will never let me hear the end of it if he finds them. In the rush to get the turkey made in time for dinner, April ended up ordering all of her side dishes from a local deli down the street. April had never smoked a turkey before, and she didn’t realize how much care and attention it would require making sure the smoker stayed lit. She spent most of her morning climbing out onto the fire escape and checking the smoker. Either that, or she checked it too many times and the turkey wouldn’t be done until much later. Either way, Mondo, Ace and Venus had brought pizza when they arrived. From the next room, April could hear her daughter Shadow playing with Venus and asking her tough questions like: ‘Are you the turtles’ sister?’, or ‘Why aren’t there more girl turtles’, and ‘Why did your mom name you after a planet?’ “Anything else we can[…]


The Story Before The Story: Ninja Turtles by Joshua O’Rourke

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles     Sometime around the year 1990, Hamato Yoshi was a high ranking member of the Foot clan in Japan. Yoshi was an unrivaled warrior, yet a compassionate man, known for possessing great wisdom beyond his years. On the eve of his thirtieth birthday, he was honored by his masters with an offering of a position of leadership within the Foot clan. Yoshi refused the offering, not because he did not want to become a leader, but because he was afraid of his life within the Foot taking precedence over his life with the woman he loved; Tang Shen. Yoshi and Shen had met each other when they were children, and were devoted to each other when they came of age. Wishing to start a family with Shen, Yoshi left the Foot Clan and went to live in America. Hamato Yoshi left the Foot Clan an honorable man. Yet, one of his superiors did not accept Yoshi’s resignation; Oroku Saki. Saki, whose lineage could be traced back to the very beginnings of the Foot clan, believed it an offense to put personal gain before the glory of serving the Foot clan. Disregarding the wishes of his[…]


Ninja Turtles: A Day in the Life, Part 6 by Joshua O’Rourke

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles   Leonardo climbed out of the sewer and into the gloomy alley that was down the street from the Purple Dragons home base. Donatello and Michelangelo had told everyone about the threat of the Dominators returning after many months of laying low. Leonardo had felt a certain amount of hope flee from him when Donatello had informed them of Karai’s email. A small part of Leonardo was more than happy to accept the possibility of the Dominators crawling under a rock somewhere and forgetting they ever existed. In all his years of fighting crime, Leonardo had never seen this kind of violence from anyone they had ever encountered. Shredder may have been a killer, but he had honor. He would never shoot someone in the head and leave them lying in the street for some passerby to find them a day or so later. As Leonardo walked up the street, dressed in baggy blue jeans and a black hooded sweater, he thought of his talk with Raphael before he went to the surface to meet with Karai. “You headed out already,” Raphael had asked him. “We’re not supposed to be at April’s for another hour.” Leonardo[…]


Bargain Bin Radio Show #72

Hello Everyone! Thank you for joining us again.  It is nice to see you.  Things have been pretty busy here with us, how about with you?  Josh has been doing some video reviewing, his first one is about Spider-Man: One More Day.  It will be up on youtube shortly and then here as well. If you have something you would like to hear him or I talk about, go ahead let us know through the comments here, facebook, or twitter @bargainbinradio. In this episode of our show, we talk about what movies we are looking forward to this coming winter, how over zealous fans can make a regular fan feel, and of course, Marvel.  Join us for our next episode and listen in to any comments or questions we read.  Thank you and have a great day! ~Nicole

That is us!

We were guests on another Podcast! 2 Guys and A Buzz

Hello Listeners! This past week, Josh and I were asked (ever so sweetly) to participate in a podcast with fellow casters Johnathan and Will from Two Guys and a Buzz…And we did!  It was an amazing time and I just want to take a moment to say Thank You to both John and Will for having us on your show.  We would love to do it again anytime you are up for it.  I am putting a link here to soundcloud.com so everyone can enjoy this podcast.  Check out all of their other podcasts, and let everyone know what you think.  And remember to vote on Vs.! ~Nicole https://soundcloud.com/2_guys_and_a_buzz/ep15-2-guys-and-a-buzz-kill http://[soundcloud url=”https://api.soundcloud.com/tracks/232137990″ params=”auto_play=false&hide_related=false&show_comments=true&show_user=true&show_reposts=false&visual=true” width=”100%” height=”450″ iframe=”true” /] Synopsis: “In this episode we sit down with our guests Josh and Nicole O’Rourke from Bargain Bin Radio Podcast as we go over why Ohio went against the legalization of Marijuana, why the presidential candidate polls aren’t feeling The Bern, Native Americans and paid restitution, Sesame Street going to HBO and what that means for PBS, Austrian woman destroys money to make sure family doesn’t inherit it after her death, our original segments VS, Buffoon Goon, and What If. Come join us and we’ll[…]


Ninja Turtles: A Day in the Life, Part 5 by Joshua O’Rourke

  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles April O’Neil and Casey Jones   Almost six years ago, at a small restaurant in Brooklyn… April was sick to her stomach. Maybe being eight weeks pregnant had something to do with it, but right now, all she could think about was how Casey was running late for their date. I can’t believe I’m about to have a date with Casey Jones. April thought. A few of months ago, if you had asked April what she thought of Casey, she’d be nice and tell you that he was the world’s biggest nine year old. Casey was violent, sure, but April could tell that he was someone who wanted to help people instead of hurt them. She could tell that he was the perfect foil for the Turtles. Casey was big and broad, but he loved having fun so much that when he and the Turtles got together to catch purse snatchers or rough up some Foot Clan members, you could bet that you would find them playing a pickup basketball game of shooting ski ball with some local kids. Then there was his smile, Casey loved to smile and makes others laugh. April thought back[…]